Holy shit I am OLD.

Not physically (godDAMN I am still fine as fuck) but in the brainmeats. When exactly did I stop spending all my brain energy contemplating Nikki Sixx's dick size (really small as it turns out) and start figuring shit outFucking meatsuit. Fucking hormones. Fucking brains ( Read more... )

So the tournament went pretty much the worst case route for poor Twisty G. He played so badly they had to pull him and put the other goalie in who managed to shut down the other team. Which allowed us to tie up the game and then win in over time. The team was ecstatic, Twisty G was crushed ( Read more... )

Last night when I got home David was over for a visit. David, younger brother of Leanna of 2.0, who I met when she was 11 but is now regularly hosed beside me on the couch because she's 21 now and birds of a vodka loving feather ( Read more... )

I haven't slept since sometime last weekend. Sometime. Last weekend ( Read more... )

I am crazier than usual right now. Coming from me, that's saying something. ASLFALSOIJADSKLNAOSIDJWEHS ( Read more... )

OMG I just can't with these fucking Mommy Bloggers anymore. Entertainment Weekly had a special on the 'best of' that have been published so I checked a few out from the library and holy shit no wonder y'all are going on about how I need to write for real. Every single one of these skull fuckingly annoying books were literally the exact same thing ( Read more... )

Contrary to my ambitious plans I did not, in fact, CLEAN ALL THE THINGS or cook the entire world of fabulous this week. I did however manage to stay away from both gossip sites and vodka and squeeze in a bunch of lovely lunches and dinners with folks that made cooking at home unnecessary. For me. Ha. Yay Summerlicious ( Read more... )

Good lord today we turned a corner I didn't even know existed so how could I have looked out for it?? One minute you're twirling drunk, happy and responsibility-free in Dance Cave and next thing you know you're squealing OUT LOUD FFS in McDonalds and it's not even over a Big Mac ( Read more... )

Damn you White Grape Vodka, you traitorous, treacherous bitch ( Read more... )

Ohhh, it's all party all the time here at Casa Steel. My inlaws took the kids overnight. I know, right?!! I nearly fell down in shock too. We haven't even attempted it since our anniversary back in August when Fitzy got too sick to leave. Between Fratboy and I, we can't actually benember when the last time is that we had any time off from the ( Read more... )